So earlier I realized that today is monday and two of my favorite shows are on tonight. The first is MTV's the Hills, and second is GSN's High Stakes Poker. I would consider these guilty pleasures. Things I'm not proud to admit that I like. So I thought I would make a top ten list of my personal guilty pleasures starting with:
1.The Hills – that Heidi is such a skeez
2.I cry during Extreme Home Makeover about 40 percent of the time
3.Poker - Nole is the only one who truly gets this side of me
4.I always laugh when Dylan accidently says cuss words.
5.The five spot at Matt’s and LoLo’s chicken and waffles, why don’t you just give me an IV drip of Crisco.
6.Kelly Clarkson
7. Since I’ve gone this far, I’ve seen every episode of every season of American Idol.
8.An occasional Camel Turkish Silver with the fellas.
9. de-pants-ing Jill when she’s washing her face...I'm laughing out loud thinking about it. It’s innocent, keep it clean people.
10. I order every UFC event, even if I watch it alone
Oh yah, I thought of an eleventh
11. pretending to be asleep when Jill wants me to change a diaper, a bunch of guilt but even more pleasure
Don't leave me hangin here, what do you guys got?
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Mark, thank you... thank you so much for becoming a blogger. This stuff is just too funny not to right down.
Here is a run down of how I feel about your list:
1. I have no clue what the hell the Hills is, and I am thankful for that.
2. I cry at least 90% of the time.
3. Yeah, I don't feel guilty about this pleasure.
4. Love it. I always laugh when I accidentally say cuss words in front of my students.
5. Don't eat meat, you bastard.
6. Love her too.
7. Lame, don't like it.
8. I second that, for sure.
9. I leave this one alone as a courtesy to Jill.
10. UFC is really, really lame. Enjoy watching that with your meat head friends who want to "kill all A-rabs!"
11. I will use this in the future for sure.
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